JokesonyousaystheJoke

Polymarket wallet 0x831f4d00e96597c9b737f6ca6c79363a8cb4ee61 · on Polymarket since Mar 25, 2026 · also shown as Flashy-Engineering

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain-Two Face☺️

Positions now worth: $0
All-time profit: −$298
Volume traded: $59.6K
All-time rank: #2,874,748
Markets traded: 497
Recent hit rate: 72%36 of last 50 closed

Open positions

100 markets · $0

Market	Holding		Paid → now
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:40AM-7:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	22¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Phoenix Mercury vs. Golden State ValkyriesSettled - ready to redeem	Phoenix Mercury	5	17¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 1:30PM-1:45PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	44	23¢ → 0¢	$0	−$10 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	50	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:05AM-7:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	86	46¢ → 0¢	$0	−$40 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 3:45PM-4:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	222	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 5:55PM-6:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	15	8¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 6:30AM-6:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	100	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 1:15AM-1:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	15	32¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 1:55PM-2:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 3:30AM-3:35AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	3	33¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 5, 3:20PM-3:25PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	2	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by April 7?Settled - ready to redeem	No	1,733	<1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 10:05AM-10:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	82	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$42 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 8:40AM-8:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	10	52¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 7:00AM-7:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	93	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	44	41¢ → 0¢	$0	−$18 −100%
Spread: Atlanta Dream (-7.5)Settled - ready to redeem	Atlanta Dream	9	56¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 6:45AM-7:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	56	45¢ → 0¢	$0	−$25 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 5:25PM-5:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	15	31¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?Settled - ready to redeem	Yes	114	30¢ → 0¢	$0	−$34 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	19	53¢ → 0¢	$0	−$10 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 4:20AM-4:25AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	400	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 4:30PM-4:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	9	56¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 12:50PM-12:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	56¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 10:35AM-10:40AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	4	45¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 5:45AM-6:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	10	10¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 6, 12:50AM-12:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	6	18¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 5:30PM-5:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	13¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 3:25AM-3:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	36	28¢ → 0¢	$0	−$10 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 3:55AM-4:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	16	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$8 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 5:40PM-5:45PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	186	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 6:45PM-6:50PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	43¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Ilkley: Lulu Sun vs Ella McDonaldSettled - ready to redeem	Ella McDonald	49	14¢ → 0¢	$0	−$7 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:50AM-5:55AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	32	38¢ → 0¢	$0	−$12 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 3:15AM-3:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	10	56¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 7:30AM-7:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	46	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 3:15AM-3:20AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	46	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:40AM-6:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	37	35¢ → 0¢	$0	−$13 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 1:00PM-1:05PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	20	31¢ → 0¢	$0	−$6 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:25AM-5:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	17	17¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Israel x Hezbollah Ceasefire extended by April 26, 2026?Settled - ready to redeem	No	500	<1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 7, 11:25AM-11:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	10	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 6:50PM-6:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	22	5¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Will Germany send warships through the Strait of Hormuz by April 30, 2026?Settled - ready to redeem	Yes	63	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 7:05AM-7:10AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	18	27¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Cattolica: Andrea Guerrieri vs Dalibor SvrcinaSettled - ready to redeem	Dalibor Svrcina	40	48¢ → 0¢	$0	−$19 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 7:15AM-7:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	87	44¢ → 0¢	$0	−$38 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 10:55AM-11:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	11	84¢ → 0¢	$0	−$9 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 4, 10:20AM-10:25AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	6	35¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 6:00AM-6:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	73	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 7:00AM-7:05AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	5	20¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 5:00AM-5:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	464	<1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 7:15AM-7:20AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	27	24¢ → 0¢	$0	−$6 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 11:00AM-11:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	8	14¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 12:55PM-1:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	10	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 2:15PM-2:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	44¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the April 2026 meeting?Settled - ready to redeem	No	840	<1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 10:45AM-10:50AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	51	29¢ → 0¢	$0	−$15 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 7:00AM-7:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	32	9¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 10:15PM-10:20PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	480	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$11 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 4:15AM-4:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	39	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$20 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 5:15AM-5:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	9	25¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:00AM-7:05AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	100	3¢ → 0¢	$0	−$3 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 4:15AM-4:20AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	19	63¢ → 0¢	$0	−$12 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 1:45PM-1:50PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	4	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 9:10AM-9:15AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	10	49¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 11:00AM-11:05AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	56	36¢ → 0¢	$0	−$20 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 5:45AM-6:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	29	31¢ → 0¢	$0	−$9 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 11:35AM-11:40AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	9	44¢ → 0¢	$0	−$4 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 7, 10:45AM-10:50AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	37¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:55AM-8:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	7	73¢ → 0¢	$0	−$5 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:45AM-7:50AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	108	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 3:15PM-3:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	36¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 7, 11:20AM-11:25AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	3	66¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 8:15AM-8:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	14	42¢ → 0¢	$0	−$6 −100%
Cincinnati Reds vs. San Diego PadresSettled - ready to redeem	San Diego Padres	117	2¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 3:55AM-4:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	15	8¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 1:35PM-1:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	32¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 7, 9:45AM-10:00AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	36¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the June 2026 meeting?Settled - ready to redeem	No	94	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 5, 3:55PM-4:00PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	18	65¢ → 0¢	$0	−$12 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 12:35PM-12:40PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	4	47¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by April 15?Settled - ready to redeem	No	500	<1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 9:40AM-9:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	21	38¢ → 0¢	$0	−$8 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 25, 9:10PM-9:15PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	12	8¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 8:15AM-8:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	94	51¢ → 0¢	$0	−$48 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 9, 7:30AM-7:45AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	100	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:30AM-7:35AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	100	1¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 12:25PM-12:30PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	8	13¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	20	50¢ → 0¢	$0	−$10 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:15AM-5:20AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	32¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 5:15AM-5:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	3	76¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 22, 10:50PM-10:55PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	44	25¢ → 0¢	$0	−$11 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 6:25AM-6:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	20¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 9:20AM-9:25AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	5	38¢ → 0¢	$0	−$2 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 7:25AM-7:30AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	44	34¢ → 0¢	$0	−$15 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:30AM-5:35AM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	52	27¢ → 0¢	$0	−$14 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 2, 2:05PM-2:10PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Up	2	58¢ → 0¢	$0	−$1 −100%
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 9:30PM-9:35PM ETSettled - ready to redeem	Down	11	55¢ → 0¢	$0	−$6 −100%

Latest trades

last 60

When	Market	Bet	Size
115d	Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes30¢	$8
115d	Exact Score: Any Other Score?	SellYes7¢	$8
115d	Exact Score: Any Other Score?	BuyYes7¢	$7
115d	Exact Score: Any Other Score?	BuyYes6¢	$1
115d	Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?	SellYes29¢	$8
115d	Czechia vs. Mexico: O/U 2.5 AND Czechia vs. Mexico: 1st Half O/U 0.5 AND Will Mexico win on 2026-06-24?	Buy35¢	$11
115d	Will Mexico win on 2026-06-24?	SellYes50¢	$11
115d	Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes30¢	$5
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	SellUp17¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	BuyUp48¢	$4
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	SellUp57¢	$3
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	BuyUp69¢	$4
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp52¢	$4
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp46¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp54¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp47¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp50¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp49¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	BuyUp49¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	SellUp12¢	$0
115d	Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes30¢	$8
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	BuyUp51¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	SellUp97¢	$21
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	BuyUp47¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	BuyUp35¢	$4
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	BuyUp40¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	BuyUp41¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	BuyUp54¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	SellUp65¢	$9
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	BuyUp40¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	BuyUp67¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	BuyUp51¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	BuyUp49¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	SellUp99¢	$3
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	BuyUp61¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	SellUp98¢	$12
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	BuyUp36¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	BuyUp53¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	BuyUp58¢	$2
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	BuyDown1¢	$1
115d	Will Mexico win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes51¢	$11
115d	Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes29¢	$12
115d	Will Mexico win on 2026-06-24?	SellYes50¢	$12
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	BuyUp36¢	$1
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	BuyUp59¢	$4
115d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 24, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	BuyDown10¢	$1
115d	Will Mexico win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes51¢	$12
115d	Will Canada win on 2026-06-24?	BuyYes29¢	$10
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	BuyUp61¢	$1
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	BuyUp62¢	$2
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	BuyUp35¢	$1
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	BuyUp52¢	$2
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	BuyUp54¢	$4
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyDown2¢	$1
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	SellUp74¢	$8
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp75¢	$1
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp71¢	$4
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	SellUp89¢	$9
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp58¢	$4
129d	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	BuyUp58¢	$4

Sources: Polymarket's Data API (positions, closed positions, activity, portfolio value and the all-time leaderboard) and its public profiles, read every five minutes. Recent hit rate is the share of the wallet's last 50 closed positions that made money. All-time profit and rank are Polymarket's own.

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